Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 12, 2006 17:18:48 GMT -5
I figured this would be best in Weird News. I was relistening to show 8 today. The part where the question, "Do you flick, milk, shake, milkshake?" when you piss.
I like a method I call "Wonderbread". That's when you finish pissing and you twist the cock, pushing any excess tinkle out. Then once you've had it at about 4 or 5 good turns, you hold it in place for a second while you grab and apply a twist-tie for good measure. Like you would with a bag of bread.
Heard of "sock titties"? This technique, once applied for any length of time will yield the same results, but hey, as long as your underwear doesn't get pissy spots.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 12, 2006 18:01:52 GMT -5
That sounds way better than my shake and pull. This will definately be on the show tonight. You crazy fuck...
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 13, 2006 12:16:06 GMT -5
"DO THE TWIST AND SHOUT"(if you twist too hard)
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 13, 2006 12:23:14 GMT -5
Fuck yeah dude. I have not tried that Wonderbread shit yet, but i think i might give it a try. Why the hell not...
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 13, 2006 20:48:29 GMT -5
Holy heaven dude, please, no one try it. I heard Justin say he'd try on the show and all I thought was, "Goddamn, I hope you're kidding".
Note to anyone with their detached member in their hands after twisting it off: I made up Wonderbread, because I'm gross. You have no dick, because you're crazy and ripped it off. Don't sue me.
...this gives me an idea. I'm going to "Things not to stick in your peehole".
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 13, 2006 20:55:36 GMT -5
HAHAHAH Awesome dude. Hey get on Gizmo sometime. Thanks for sending the shit in. I don't care what you say, i am still going to try it.
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
Posts: 130
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 14, 2006 8:40:22 GMT -5
Yeah, I try to have it set to connect every time I'm on the computer, but I guess I gotta stay on top of that shit, because it'll grey out now and then.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 14, 2006 16:39:38 GMT -5
Thats cool. Ill try to call you next time i am on there.
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