marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Dec 14, 2005 14:29:08 GMT -5
hey im 1st poster in this bit im so much of abastard i was an imaculate conception like jesus hey maybe im jesus or maybe not i dunno hmmm i just found out that massive rotweilers are not sutible for teasing with food i brandished a chicken leg at 1 and it chased me and nearly caught me i got bit 1ce on back of leg on the dog was foaming at the mouth so maybe i have rabies now well i guess il know if i start bitin people but i still have the chicken leg so there i am ultimate dog teaser woo hoo (foam froth)
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Post by Flea of the BastardCast on Dec 14, 2005 21:14:33 GMT -5
Damn dude i need to party with your ass some day!! Rock the fuck on!!!!
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Dec 21, 2005 4:17:41 GMT -5
fuck yeah!!!!
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 21, 2005 12:41:36 GMT -5
Drink some beer, Fuck yeah!!!
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Dec 22, 2005 13:36:17 GMT -5
drink more beer FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
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Post by bastard23 on Jan 18, 2006 16:52:13 GMT -5
tut. alchohol damages your liver.
....n shit.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Jan 19, 2006 15:05:02 GMT -5
and your mind, 1 pint of beer kills approximatly 1 million brain cells i should be braindead but im not another sign that im jesus
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aerowolf
Junior Bastard
Aerowolf- Excellence in Forum Posting Since 1997
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Post by aerowolf on Feb 11, 2006 18:25:15 GMT -5
I beat the shit out of a big dog that tried to attack me once. Does that make me a bastard? Don't sick your dogs on me unless your dog knows some martial arts or have a gun.
Don't get me wrong. I love dogs and had one growing up as a kid but I will defend myself from a bitch with an attitude. ;D
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Feb 11, 2006 20:49:23 GMT -5
It makes you my fucking hero, I know that much. Fuck a dog if it's fixing to chew on your scrote.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 12, 2006 0:46:52 GMT -5
Dude, i think about shit like that on a daily basis. If i was in the same situation, i would stand my ground and fucking Jackie Chan that bastard.
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aerowolf
Junior Bastard
Aerowolf- Excellence in Forum Posting Since 1997
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Post by aerowolf on Feb 12, 2006 23:47:10 GMT -5
Dude, i think about shit like that on a daily basis. If i was in the same situation, i would stand my ground and fucking Jackie Chan that bastard. Exactly what I had to do. I'm no fucking chew toy for some pussy who has to sick a dog on me. Needless to say, he tried to sue me but the cops were on my side. They actually high fived me and said they would have shot it. |
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bastardart
Junior Bastard
Golden Globes~!
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Post by bastardart on Feb 25, 2006 18:27:20 GMT -5
Dude, i think about shit like that on a daily basis. If i was in the same situation, i would stand my ground and fucking Jackie Chan that bastard. Exactly what I had to do. I'm no fucking chew toy for some pussy who has to sick a dog on me. Needless to say, he tried to sue me but the cops were on my side. They actually high fived me and said they would have shot it. that's tremendous, justice rules! |
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 26, 2006 0:06:48 GMT -5
fuck yeah it does
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Post by mikehawk on Feb 28, 2006 1:35:37 GMT -5
Only 13 year old bastard! FUCK YEAH!  |
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aerowolf
Junior Bastard
Aerowolf- Excellence in Forum Posting Since 1997
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Post by aerowolf on Mar 5, 2006 11:40:42 GMT -5
Only 13 year old bastard! FUCK YEAH! You any relation to Lickhawk?  He's hmong and very small, I mean short. ;D |
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He's hmong and very small, I mean short. ;D