robyn
New Bastard
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Post by robyn on Feb 7, 2006 21:31:06 GMT -5
probably wouldnt feel good in your pee hole, unless you are into that kind of thing
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 7, 2006 22:37:47 GMT -5
HAHAHA. "Ah you see that, im sticking my finger in my dickhole". That is some great shit. I think i need to start mentioning these on the show. Why havent i dont that yet? Ill do it Thursday. Fuck yes.
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robyn
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Post by robyn on Feb 8, 2006 23:02:50 GMT -5
once i was piercing this dudes wang, and he had a raging boner, and i told him very nicely, sir i can not pierce you when you are erect" boner dude replies "i am not erect, this is just how big i am" so angry piercer retorts with"sir, i am fully aware of what an erect penis looks like" he continued to fight with me about this, so being the total whore that i am, i decided to pierce him anyway, it was a prince albert (through the urethra out the top of the shaft behind the head) you need to put a recieving tube in the urethra... i was angry so, i put the recieving tube in really slowly with NO LUBE. needless to say boner boy's dick shrivled like a prune in the sun. moral of the story: dont piss off your piercer, and dont stick recieving tubes in your dick hole with no lube.
loves and hugs
Robyn
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 9, 2006 9:03:40 GMT -5
My dick still hurts from last night when i read this. I couldnt even reply, so i am doing it now. That has to be the best story i have heard in a while. How could you do it with no lube? I bet that guy never came back.
A couple of years ago i was going to apprentice to be a piercer at a local shop in Nashville, and i was ready for it. So here's how the story goes:
I went up there, and my friend Keny had been piercing there for a while. He was showing me all of the peircings that he did and he came to one that made me decide not to pierce people. It was a picture of some guy on all fours and he was getting his taint pierced. At closer look, i noticed that Keny had the guy's balls in his hand to raise them up to take a good shot of the recently peirced area. I had to ask, "Why the fuck would you want your choad pierced?" I cant remember his explanation, but i can only remember his step by step procedure in doing so. He said that you get the guy to get on all fours, and then do a little thing called "The wink". This is where you tap the taint with your finger, and when the asshole winks at you, you know you have found the correct spot to pierce.
Needless to say, i am now not a piercer and never plan on doing so ever again. Fuck that shit
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robyn
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Post by robyn on Feb 9, 2006 19:27:49 GMT -5
yeah i stopped after that and went to a shop that only did "modest" body piercing, then i stopped all together. now i am a corporate whore
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 9, 2006 19:36:59 GMT -5
Yeah modest piercing is what i would do if i got into it again.
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Post by etomorrow on Feb 10, 2006 10:16:43 GMT -5
yeah fuck that shit. it's a hose not a sprinkler.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 10, 2006 12:16:06 GMT -5
Funny you say that. I have a friend who got that shit done, and he has to sit down to piss just like a girl.
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Post by Orion Moon on Feb 10, 2006 12:48:59 GMT -5
one reason why i am never getting and piercing
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Post by etomorrow on Feb 10, 2006 13:01:58 GMT -5
Funny you say that. I have a friend who got that shit done, and he has to sit down to piss just like a girl. exactly. fuck that business. i like to stand when i piss. |
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 10, 2006 13:52:13 GMT -5
Me too. I am still perfecting making it into the toilet. Fuck losing my winning streak by not standing anymore
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Post by Orion Moon on Feb 10, 2006 16:15:27 GMT -5
don't you hate that when you go to take a piss, but you complete miss the bowl the first shot and you have to reaim to make in the bowl.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 10, 2006 21:34:00 GMT -5
I never re-aim, i just keep going for it. Kinda like a game for me...
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Feb 11, 2006 10:05:40 GMT -5
I like to pretend I'm a ninja busting into someone's house to kill them, right? But I've got to piss real bad. So, I play 'stealth piss'. That's where I try to make as little noise possible by hitting porcelain instead of water. It gets challenging towards the end...
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Post by unoshato on Feb 13, 2006 16:20:42 GMT -5
Yeah modest piercing is what i would do if i got into it again. no fucking way dude!! omfg my dick doesnt need fucking decorations jesus h christ nailed to the motherfucking cross i would literally kill anyone coming at me with a needle towards my cock FUCK a bunch of that with a mack-truck-sized dildo dude!! |
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