Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
Posts: 130
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 25, 2006 19:52:41 GMT -5
I know this has to have occured at a rave somewhere. High and trippin' off your fucking ass on Ecstasy. You've got two glowsticks in your mouth, one in your asshole, you've got a glittery pair of clip on butterfly wings on your back, glitter on your face, and a big floppy pair of novelty sunglasses on.
Just then, you become overwhelmed with an allergic reaction to a girl across the warehouse with peanut oil on her hands. In a fit of dance fever mixed with a swelling throat from the allergy and a swelling cock from the Ecstasy, you in a cloudy minded haze, believe that sticking another glowstick (which at the time you believe to be a mighty and magical Olive Garden breadstick) into your urethra and hoping others around you will learn the magic of glowing breadstick penis and begin clapping their hands in the attempt to collectively heal dying fairies.
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Post by Orion Moon on Jan 25, 2006 20:15:33 GMT -5
dude that is fucked up,
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
Posts: 130
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 25, 2006 20:26:39 GMT -5
Brihaaah...
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 25, 2006 21:15:13 GMT -5
Wow. I dont even know what to say to that... Scott, you are one sick fuck and i love every fucking minute of it.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 26, 2006 19:57:47 GMT -5
briha???
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Post by unoshato on Feb 13, 2006 16:23:08 GMT -5
hahahahhaah dude that funny shit
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