marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Dec 13, 2005 6:11:08 GMT -5
hey guys this is a pretty bad story similar to the ky warming jelly/cherry incedent. me and my friends were sat in my house drinking (heavily of course)when we decided to play truth or dare first up was my mate micheal who was dared to stick the almost fully smoked cig in his hand in the peehole i being the person who dared him knowing that the dimp of cigs get hot when there nearly gone so he attemted to do it successfully but after a second he thrashed about in pain and somehow managed to push it inside his foreskin(ouch!) much to the drunken amusement of us so we took him down to a&e and he had to have his foreskin spread by some sort of forceps which he said hurt like hell il be suprised if anyone can beat that. p.s. he actually forgave me if i was him id have gutted me by now hahaha.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 13, 2005 11:37:05 GMT -5
You guys actually did this shit? That is crazy. Yeah i am not going to tell you who the KY incident happened too, but i know him very well. Drinking heavily never leads to anything good. This will definately be the first things not to stick in your peehole. thanks for sending this and tell your friend not to stick burning cigarettes into his penis.
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dawnm1227
Junior Bastard
Shakin' like a Belly Dancer!
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Post by dawnm1227 on Dec 14, 2005 0:36:41 GMT -5
Dude, that's fucked up.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Dec 14, 2005 2:35:04 GMT -5
he stopped smoking forever after that and gets angry if you smoke in front of him but hes got a pretty gd reason eh?
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 14, 2005 8:56:40 GMT -5
HAHAHA. If i ever go to where he lives i am going to smoke a carton of cigarettes with him. Tell him i said hi and sorry about his cock. I bet if he smoked it would take the stress away.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Dec 14, 2005 14:20:34 GMT -5
il tell him u sed hi and on the stress hes just started doin sum meditatin shit like hummin and yoga and shit like that and apparently his cock is fine wich he proclaims every couple of weeks we all just look away showin interest in his dick would be a little gay for example"hey dude hows your dick"see wht i mean damn im drunk so im gonna get more beeer vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 14, 2005 15:44:44 GMT -5
You drink a lot. Maybe you should be on the show.
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Post by Flea of the BastardCast on Dec 14, 2005 21:16:36 GMT -5
On second thought maybe your a bit too hardcore to party with.... but you should definitely gizmo in to the show some day!! were going global in this bitch.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Dec 21, 2005 4:15:10 GMT -5
whats gizmo???
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 21, 2005 12:40:11 GMT -5
Gizmo is an internet telephony program kinda like Skype that you can call people anywhere in the world for free. Go get it at www.gizmoproject.com and i will prank call you sometime. Maybe ill have you on the show. Our username is bastardcast. |
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Post by Orion Moon on Jan 15, 2006 21:39:26 GMT -5
how strange, i read this and just 5 mintues later i heard on the you podcast justin.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 16, 2006 6:39:49 GMT -5
are you drunk?  |
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 16, 2006 18:01:10 GMT -5
He does sound drunk. Thats the best way to listen to the show!
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Post by Orion Moon on Jan 16, 2006 19:09:03 GMT -5
yes it is. if only i can get a hold of some beer,
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
Posts: 98
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Post by marleybob on Jan 17, 2006 4:33:55 GMT -5
beer=good
drunk=good
paraletic=good
bastardcast=good
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