Post by aerowolf on Mar 5, 2006 11:37:51 GMT -5
I was about 13 and my neighbors had a kick ass pool. We would go swimming everyday in the summer. My neighbor friend had a little brother who would follow us around and we always called him stink pants because he always smelled like shit. I don't think he ever wiped his ass or was ever taught how to. He was probably in too much of a hurry trying to keep up with us older kids that he just neglected to wipe.
So we're swimming in their pool and diving for golf balls in the deep end and stupid shit like that because it was summer vacation. We had nothing better to do. My friends brother jumps out of the pool and runs into the house. We yelled at him because he didn't dry off and we figured we would get blamed for all the water in the house from him running in soaking wet. He's in the house for a couple minutes then comes running out and dives right in the pool diving for golf balls in the deep end again.
A few minutes later, the neighbors Mom comes outside and yells, "Who the hell just took a shit in here?" We all pointed at the little brother also known as stink pants. The Mom starts laughing and says, "How the hell did you did you manage to get the turd to hang out of the toilet? What's wrong with you?" We all started laughing and asked what she meant. She said he had taken a shit and the turd was over a foot long and was literally hanging out of the toilet. He probably stood up and pinched it off. We knew he didn't wipe his ass so we all jumped out of the pool and started to snap stink pants in the ass with huge wet beach towels. He deserved it. I think their Mom put shock in the pool to kill all the ass germs too.
So we're swimming in their pool and diving for golf balls in the deep end and stupid shit like that because it was summer vacation. We had nothing better to do. My friends brother jumps out of the pool and runs into the house. We yelled at him because he didn't dry off and we figured we would get blamed for all the water in the house from him running in soaking wet. He's in the house for a couple minutes then comes running out and dives right in the pool diving for golf balls in the deep end again.
A few minutes later, the neighbors Mom comes outside and yells, "Who the hell just took a shit in here?" We all pointed at the little brother also known as stink pants. The Mom starts laughing and says, "How the hell did you did you manage to get the turd to hang out of the toilet? What's wrong with you?" We all started laughing and asked what she meant. She said he had taken a shit and the turd was over a foot long and was literally hanging out of the toilet. He probably stood up and pinched it off. We knew he didn't wipe his ass so we all jumped out of the pool and started to snap stink pants in the ass with huge wet beach towels. He deserved it. I think their Mom put shock in the pool to kill all the ass germs too.
