gary
New Bastard
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Post by gary on Dec 13, 2005 2:08:30 GMT -5
High school.
Bathroom.
Two socks.
Then one sock.
End of story.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Dec 13, 2005 6:14:34 GMT -5
are you suggesting someone stole your sock to wank in??
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 13, 2005 11:32:19 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA. That has to be the funniest shit i have ever heard. So what did you do?
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Post by Flea of the BastardCast on Dec 14, 2005 21:19:25 GMT -5
did you shit yourself then wiped it up with your sock?
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gary
New Bastard
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Post by gary on Dec 17, 2005 2:49:01 GMT -5
In a sweaty stupor I splattered the bowl. I was so intent on releasing pudding pops I didn't realize there wasn't any toilet paper. Had to sacrifice some Hanes. The touch, the feel of cotton. The fabric of our lives.
Merry Christmas bitches. ;D
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Dec 17, 2005 11:34:45 GMT -5
I am about to shit my pants i am laughing so hard! You actually had to do that? I want to take a poll: Whats worse? Breaking your shit up with a q-tip, or taking off the clothes you have on to wipe your ass?
I love the last line. That is the best story i have ever heard.
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Post by Orion Moon on Jan 15, 2006 22:29:34 GMT -5
had some retard kid, when i was in middle school, shit in the hallway.
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 16, 2006 21:11:15 GMT -5
I have this weird vague memory of being like 3 years old on a Greyhound bus. It's a broken up memory, but I do remember one thing. I was sick or something and my mother was hovering me over the toilet on the bus because the seat was scolding hot... Man, I still don't understand why the seat was hot. I doubt it was connected to the fucking engine.
Fuck that, I have to have a better shit story than that.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 29, 2006 23:13:14 GMT -5
Why the fuck would the seat be hot? Did Lady Raptastic just get off of the fucking thing?
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
Posts: 130
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 30, 2006 17:03:05 GMT -5
I still don't get it. WHY does she have a Dorito hanging from the mouth like a Marlboro? Did she think, "Oooo gurl! Dat right dere is pimptastic!"?
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