Smelly shit.......

[southpawshredder]

One time me and my friend went to a skateshop and we were looking around for stuff and he says "dude I gotta take a shit" so I said "well go to the bathroom" so he goes to this bathroom, keep in mind this is a small skateshop 20'x30' room, with a 4x4 bathroom. Anyways hes crappin and Im looking around moments later hes still in there, and the whole shop smelled like shit....It was sick. so He comes out and continues looking around like nothing happened. Meanwhile some guy who works there is walking around with a can of lysol sprayin the whole place. And I hear him say to another guy who works there"dude who used the bathroom, somebody took a gnarley shit" The other guy says "some blondeheaded kid" I have blonde hair like my friend so the guy thought it was me........
Anyways it was a smelly shit. ;D

[Justin of the BastardCast]

That is badass. I think i had a shit like that once. Totally unrelated to shit, this one time i was at the skatepark and i tried to do some rad trick on the quarterpipe and fell right on my chest. I went inside because i couldn't breathe. I then proceeded to the bathroom and threw up all over the floor and toilet. I dont know why i just told you that. I guess i tell you guys everything.