marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 5, 2006 14:10:51 GMT -5
ready? 3 2 1 put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out put it in take it out.............
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 5, 2006 19:05:58 GMT -5
Thats usually how i do it. Well, i dont even know what to say. Thats just one hell of a sex tip. Your a crazy fuck.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 7, 2006 17:40:38 GMT -5
craziest fuck of them all i will rule the world eventually but untill then im gonna be crazy mutherfucker
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Kenie
New Bastard
i'm out of my mind @ the moment ... please leave a message
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Post by Kenie on Jan 26, 2006 18:17:21 GMT -5
you know there's more to fucking than just the typical in & out, in & out
*rolls eyes* *sighs* males
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Scott from HDR
Master Bastard
I just hyperventilated in my pants.
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Post by Scott from HDR on Jan 26, 2006 18:41:03 GMT -5
Let's own up to it, fellas. This statement is true...
See, with downright "fucking", you've gotta do the in/out part really hard, keeping a face of gritted teethed anger. Then, you've got to get the 'guy commentary/monologue' going:
"C'mon baby, ooo you like it John Travolta style, don't you?!..... Shut up, don't look at me, keep quiet and eat your TV dinner, bitch!... yeah.... ooo, yeah.... Ugh!, when I'm done tappin' that ass, I'm gonna dismount from you with a spin and land in a b-boy stance, yeah...... mmm, tacos, yeah..... Tevin Campbell can go fuck himself..... mmm... No fuck you, I like when Sparky watches...."
Then right before you finish goes like this:
"Uh....Uh....Oh shit!!..Uh!.....Fuck Yeah!!!......Ooh!!....PODCASTING!!!uhhggggh............
............. Where'd you lose the TV remote?"
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 26, 2006 19:53:28 GMT -5
brihaa
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Jan 27, 2006 11:49:00 GMT -5
Ive said it before and i will say it again, Scott you are one wierd motherfucker. I couldnt even come up with that shit. Oh and welcome to the forums Kenie.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 27, 2006 14:37:31 GMT -5
getting hard off podcasts not unless theres a lesbians do it live on air podcast if you want to start this podcast then go ahead i wont be bothered(lie)(sexually bothered fr peeple who did not get that) lady raptastic should NOT attemt this podcast fat fuck
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Post by Orion Moon on Jan 27, 2006 15:03:50 GMT -5
that is right lady raptastis should not start up on of those.
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marleybob
Full on Bastard
if your not a bastard your just a bitch.
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Post by marleybob on Jan 27, 2006 15:59:07 GMT -5
i think we should stop talkin about it i mihgt have nightmares
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aerowolf
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Aerowolf- Excellence in Forum Posting Since 1997
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Post by aerowolf on Feb 11, 2006 18:45:32 GMT -5
I prefer to change positions several times within my two hour sessions and making faces only when required to make the lady feel she is doing a good job. I'm not a screamer, so I just grunt now and then if the need comes to me. You have to make your lady cum at least three times so knowing where the G-spot is, is vital. If you don't, you're just a bitch anyway. If you do this, you're guaranteed breakfast in the morning. Just a tip. Feeling a bit bored of the monotony of the old in and out (clockwork orange reference), pull out and do a dick slap on the ass a few times. This also works well when you have your lady too wet and less lubrication is needed. Now go try this and report back with your results. Don't forget, Belgium waffles always taste better when someone else makes them for you.
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 12, 2006 0:50:17 GMT -5
After reading this, i can definately tell that i should start getting someone else to make my waffles for me. What a hell of an analogy Aerowolf
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aerowolf
Junior Bastard
Aerowolf- Excellence in Forum Posting Since 1997
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Post by aerowolf on Feb 12, 2006 23:42:18 GMT -5
After reading this, i can definately tell that i should start getting someone else to make my waffles for me. What a hell of an analogy Aerowolf Thanks Justin. Thought you might like that tip. It leaves us more time to pick the lint out of our belly buttons while the lady is making those deicilous Belgium waffles. (Which I had today, no doubt)  |
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Post by Justin of the BastardCast on Feb 16, 2006 20:22:42 GMT -5
Fuck yeah it does. I am out of waffle mix, so i am shit out of luck if i want another one. I should send Lady Raptastic a waffle with a picture of my face in it. Then she can sell it on eBay and make millions.
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Post by garyholdsteady on Mar 7, 2006 7:33:18 GMT -5
When you're about to blow your load, Yell, BOB SAGET! Really loud and see what she does.
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